That awkward moment when your parents tell you to stay in the line when you're shopping, and when you're almost near the cashier, they're not even back yet.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

(Source: most-awkward-moments)

whatdidyousayhay:

Turns out Florence + The Machine’s guitarist is like an equally as fucking hot musician version of Ryan Gosling. I am dead. I legit squealed when I saw him on SNL. 

Tags: #rob-ackroyd #Hotties #Florence + The Machine

Tags: #rob-ackroyd #Florence and the Machine #Florence Welch #Tom Moth #Isa Machine #Chris Hayden #Mark Saunders

(Source: 4quaman)

Tags: #Tom Felton

Meeting Tom Felton

Tom Felton: Hi, nice to meet you!
Me: I can't believe I'm actually talking to you, and breathing the same air! Oh my gosh, I'll never wash these lungs again. sldkjfhglkjdf
Tom Felton: *laughs*
Me: *laughs*
Tom Felton: So do you want me to sign something?
Me: Let's make beautiful babies.
Tom Felton: What?
Me: What?
Tom Felton:
Me:
Tom Felton:
Me:
Tom Felton:
Me: I asked if you could sign my.... poster.
Tom Felton: I could have sworn you just said -
Me: Poster.
Tom Felton: But -
Me: Poster.

Tags: #tom felton #he might have said yes dammit

feltonbeats:

idk lol this is the first thing that came to mind when i saw this x)

the hell i am

Tags: #tom felton

we'd probably liveblog the end of the world

omg earthquake!!!!
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE

Tags: #I SHIP IT DLKJFLKDHGGDA